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Every Man Should Know
Nick Mamatas
Greeks have a great name for it - malaka - someone who has been so excessive in his masturbation that he is brain damaged., and all their endeavours are semen-soaked failures.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I can see you're nobody's fool. Maybe we can get someone to adopt you.
So dumb he tripped over the cord on his cell phone.
Looks like a movie star - I'm thinking Gollum
Hawaiian shirts come in L, XL, Rush and Sumo
An erection doesn't count as personal growth. Especially yours.
Can I borrow your tweezers when you've done masturbating?
Just stop waffling and tell me what you've done with my gerbil.
I bet you have a really nice little sports car.
Catullus, C1 Rome: "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice etcinaede Furi" (I will sodomize you and face-fuck , Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius)
He'd be out of his depth in a puddle.
He does the work of three men = Larry, Moe and Curly.
Are these your kids? They seem so bright!
If I throw a stick, will you fetch it?
Fireship: woman who spreads STDs
Hircine: smelling like a goat
Slubberdegullion: a slobbering and dirty person
Uphill gardener: homosexual
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