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The Onion - Our Dumb World
[Fewer Clouds On Maps!]
1902 the Wright brothers - Orville, Wilbur, Jonathan, Michael, Patrick, Andrew and Phil - embark on the first of many tragic test flights.
New Hampshire - a place where pricks come to look at leaves.
The South - where the mistakes of the past come to life.
Florida hides a dark secret - each year, thousands of Jews are sent here to die.
Kansas - in God we blindingly trust - eager to protect its traditional OT values, kansas has officially banned all forms of reality.
Montana - National Wildman Refuge
Minnesota - home of 10,000 retards.
Brazil - the most attractive victims of robbery and violent assault in the world.
Peru - always with the goddamn pan flutes.
Swaziland - the Swazi people can be divided into 3 distinct groups: the King, his dozen or so wives, and the dead and the dying.
Zambia - no fat chicks
Mozambique - from rags to tatters.
Mauritius is located in the good part of Africa - 1000 miles from the African mainland.
Uganda - no child left alive.
Kenya - running 26.3 miles from their problems.
Sudan - all better now thanks to you. Once the site of one of the bloodiest conflicts in history, South Sudan saw its senseless genocide come to a sudden end when they heard that a woman in Iowa was wearing a "Save Dafur T-shirt".
United Arab Emirates - the world's only 7-star nation.
Iraq - they had it coming.
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