Guided trek up Mt Ranier, all guys with helmets and climbing harnesses. Mt R has rule that all poop has to be taken back out with you. You're supposed to pick it up in little blue bags like doogy poo bags. So one of guys goes off to poop, drops his harness and attached helmet, squats and poos. Guy comes back to hut "I can't find my poop!" The ensuing search located the poop inside the guy's climbing helmet, still attached to the harness. (And the guideds wouldn't let him climb without his helmet)
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