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You Know You're From Christchurch
Bruce Raines
You tell yr kids that Santa will land on the lawn where yr chimney is
The only things you have on yr shelves are the things you want to claim insurance on
A self-cleaning toilet is a bucket upside down on yr garden sprinkler
Yr ensuite has a vege garden and a dog kennel
Yr kids stop asking for a sandpit
You watch an out-of-towner sprint to the door during a 5.1 while you and yr mates just sit there
'Our house in the middle of the street' is no longer just a song
You take yr dirty washing on holiday with you
You're happy to be constipated
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